Fox News Talking Heads dream of candyland slides and assassins
While trolling through the Fox News webpage, I found myself nauseated by the most pompous, retarded, special ed quality of writing and analysis ever produced by a group of wealthy, white men:
Neil Cavuto (10/4/05)
I love working in New York City. But you know something? I really like leaving New York City. I've been doing this show from around the country as I continue my book tour for "Your Money or Your Life." It's taken me to California and Florida, Georgia and soon Michigan, Texas, Alabama, Virginia and Tennessee. And many more. At each stop, with each signing, I get to see the people who e-mail me, even some who don't necessarily flip over me. But, to a man or woman, they want to talk to me... They are the salt of the Earth. Far from what many in my business no doubt see as the "center" of the Earth. New York is a great city. But it is only one city in a much greater country. Where people talk about FOX News being their salvation and this portly anchor as their tonic. Some say they're honored to see me in the flesh. I let them know, the real honor, is being with them... in the flesh.
I hadn't realized that a corporate entity could achieve Godhood. Is Neil Cavuto it's Pope? And if it is a "real honor" to be with them...in the flesh, perhaps he should hold open office hours for the public to come and visit.
Now for the psychotic, paranoid ravings of Bill O'Reilly on the subject of bloggers who disagree with him (10/4/05):
I think they're the worst, although Smoking Gun is awful. But Media Matters — this is a George Soros funded thing. They've got a lot of money. They have no ethics or scruples... I think Soros, his money that goes in, and then hires these assassins, does damage. I mean, these are the people who damaged William Bennett. And they tried to damage me...here's the dangerous thing. They also have access to the major newspapers like The New York Times, The L.A. Times, The New York Daily News, Newsday, Washington Post. They have certain columnists that they are friendly with and they spit this stuff right into those columnists...Then they call you for comment. They print the slander and then they print all the defamation, and then they call you — come on. That makes it OK?...They can make stuff up — look, they make stuff about me every day...And believe me, I've got to have bodyguards. I've got to have security wherever I go. And it's because of them. I don't fear them; I loathe them.
I think if he were nicer and less prone to hallucinations, he might not need bodyguards. And William Bennett...hmmm, he was the one who said that we could abort all the black babies in the country if we wanted to reduce crime, not that we should because it's reprehensible (wink, wink).
Maybe if we wanted a more civil society, we should abort anyone white and over 40 who works at Fox News?
Neil Cavuto (10/4/05)
I love working in New York City. But you know something? I really like leaving New York City. I've been doing this show from around the country as I continue my book tour for "Your Money or Your Life." It's taken me to California and Florida, Georgia and soon Michigan, Texas, Alabama, Virginia and Tennessee. And many more. At each stop, with each signing, I get to see the people who e-mail me, even some who don't necessarily flip over me. But, to a man or woman, they want to talk to me... They are the salt of the Earth. Far from what many in my business no doubt see as the "center" of the Earth. New York is a great city. But it is only one city in a much greater country. Where people talk about FOX News being their salvation and this portly anchor as their tonic. Some say they're honored to see me in the flesh. I let them know, the real honor, is being with them... in the flesh.
I hadn't realized that a corporate entity could achieve Godhood. Is Neil Cavuto it's Pope? And if it is a "real honor" to be with them...in the flesh, perhaps he should hold open office hours for the public to come and visit.
Now for the psychotic, paranoid ravings of Bill O'Reilly on the subject of bloggers who disagree with him (10/4/05):
I think they're the worst, although Smoking Gun is awful. But Media Matters — this is a George Soros funded thing. They've got a lot of money. They have no ethics or scruples... I think Soros, his money that goes in, and then hires these assassins, does damage. I mean, these are the people who damaged William Bennett. And they tried to damage me...here's the dangerous thing. They also have access to the major newspapers like The New York Times, The L.A. Times, The New York Daily News, Newsday, Washington Post. They have certain columnists that they are friendly with and they spit this stuff right into those columnists...Then they call you for comment. They print the slander and then they print all the defamation, and then they call you — come on. That makes it OK?...They can make stuff up — look, they make stuff about me every day...And believe me, I've got to have bodyguards. I've got to have security wherever I go. And it's because of them. I don't fear them; I loathe them.
I think if he were nicer and less prone to hallucinations, he might not need bodyguards. And William Bennett...hmmm, he was the one who said that we could abort all the black babies in the country if we wanted to reduce crime, not that we should because it's reprehensible (wink, wink).
Maybe if we wanted a more civil society, we should abort anyone white and over 40 who works at Fox News?
posted by Alan at 1:18 PM
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