Join Danny's nation (located in a flat somewhere in London, I think...)

If you don't like being an American but can't or won't go to Canada, consider becoming a citizen at the following website: www.citizensrequired.com . There's a fellow named Danny who's somehow signed up about 24,000 people to join his country. He's proclaimed himself King. First come, first serve, I guess. Anyway, he's come up with a lot of different government departments and none of them sound vaguely dangerous at all, such as the Department of Getting Along with Others. If I read it right, his website also suggests that he has his own show about his "country" on the BBC.

Usually when a person declares a nation-state in America, it's either a Mormon or Apocalyptic enclave of folks with too many wives, guns, and aluminum hats. Then the FBI and ATF get involved and everyone kind of dies.

Not in King Danny's country. People seem kind of friendly and tolerant toward their not-so-horrific or murderous leader. Well, it's kind of early in the new monarchy. We'll see if there'll be any palace intrigue...